Taking A Stand Against Ketchup- Subway Worker Refuses To Give In To Ketchup Request, Loses Job

January 7, 2013

They’re everywhere. The Ketchup rebels are gaining strength against the sandwich traditionalists. The battle has even reached a Subway inside a Walmart in what was thought to be an anti-Ketchup stronghold of Orange County, Florida. Rebel Luis Martinez entered and made his demand He said he ordered a Philly cheese steak the way he...
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Premature Ejection – Woman Falls 15 Feet During Lap Dance

January 3, 2013

Ecstasy turned to tragedy this week in Cleveland as a 22 year old stripper, umm, we mean an exotic dancer, fell 15 feet while performing a lap dance, sustaining major head trauma.  A 15 foot high lap? Was this a lap dance for Hagrid or the Hulk? No, it turns out “The reporting officer...
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Skunk Works- Too Well

October 22, 2012
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Warning, kids- if you’re going to be hanging out with stupid cousins with guns this Halloween, make sure your costume isn’t even remotely realistic.  This is a lesson learned the hard way by a 9 year old girl in New Sewickley, PA on Saturday. The girl, who was dressed as a skunk, was shot...
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A Glimpse At Facebook In Its Third Month- Early Monetization Plans

How quickly did Facebook take off? Digiday has a copy of Facebook’s first media kit, put together by Eduardo Saverin in April 2004. The company, still known as “thefacebook.com”, and limited to students of a handful of schools,  had first launched at Harvard three months earlier, on February 4, 2004. Two additional schools were...

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Coley Oneal Mitchell: Naked, Drunk Lab Tech- Now With Escaped Monkeys

Coley Oneal Mitchell had a plan. A bad plan. We’re not quite sure what...

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Baleful Bailer’s Tail Ends In Jail

A classic tale. Man posts $5000 bond as bail for second man. Second man...

Rep. Steve King: “I’d be open to discussion about [incest]“

Rep. Steve King, an Iowa Republican believes that calls for Rep. Todd Akin to...

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Uber Under Fire In Cambridge For Using New-Fangled GPS Technology

Uber, an incredibly fast growing car service/taxi alternative, has hit a pothole in Cambridge,...