Archive for April, 2010

AP Silently Edits Firing Squad Story, No Correction Noted

April 23rd, 2010
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In my previous post, I lamented the death of journalism as displayed through a terribly biased and unprofessional article by Jennifer Dobner of the Associated Press.  The AP is now altered the article on their website and make no mention of any correction.

The original article contained the following quote

Lydia Kalish, Amnesty International’s death penalty abolition coordinator for Utah said her organization opposes the state’s effort to see Gardner executed. But despite Utah’s strong religious roots – it’s the home of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints – most here support the use of the death penalty.

“I think in Utah, when it suits their purposes, they go back to the Old Testament and the ‘eye for an eye’ kind of thing,” Kalish said. “These people may be the worst of the worst, but if the best we can do is repeat the same thing, it’s so obviously wrong.”

That quote has now been replaced with

About 20 anti-death penalty protesters demonstrated in the courthouse rotunda before the hearing.

“The firing squad is archaic, it’s violent, and it simply expands on the violence that we already experience from guns as a society,” said Bishop John C. Wester, of Utah’s Catholic Diocese.

This is an unacceptable alteration of the record. Longstanding journalistic practice demands that corrections be noted. The Associated Press is a dinosaur which sweeps unpleasantness under the rug and pretends it never existed.

In the credit-where-credit-is-due-dept, I should mention that the New York Times’ Eric Eckholm has written an article on the same topic which merely reports the facts objectively and dispassionately. Without interjecting opinion.  The way journalism is supposed to be done. Ms. Dobner and the AP would do well to learn from Mr. Eckholm and the New York TImes.

Firestorm in Utah: Firing Squad Under Fire

April 23rd, 2010
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UPDATE: The AP has silently removed the offending quote. This just strengthens the point: Journalism is dead at the AP.

There has been a bizarre flurry of outrage today as convicted murderer Ronnie Lee Gardner opted, as is his right under Utah law, to be executed by firing squad as opposed to the more commonplace lethal injection. Gardner murdered an innocent bystander(why are bystanders never guilty?) as part of a failed escape attempt.

Though I do not share their opinion, I respect those who have principled objections to the death penalty, and understand their positions.  That is not what we see here.  Death penalty opponents have adopted a disingenuous strategy of attacking each method of execution as cruel and unusual, in an effort to achieve a de facto elimination of the death penalty when they do not have the political or judicial support to achieve an actual elimination.

Judging by the quotes from death penalty opponents, it is far more civilized to be bludgeoned to death with the plowshare of the sterile surgical implements of lethal injection, than to be stabbed by the sword of the military firing squad.

One quote was particularly incomprehensible.  The AP reports that

Lydia Kalish, Amnesty International’s death penalty abolition coordinator for Utah said her organization opposes the state’s effort to see Gardner executed. But despite Utah’s strong religious roots – it’s the home of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints – most here support the use of the death penalty.

“I think in Utah, when it suits their purposes, they go back to the Old Testament and the ‘eye for an eye’ kind of thing,” Kalish said. “These people may be the worst of the worst, but if the best we can do is repeat the same thing, it’s so obviously wrong.”

The AP’s reporter, Jennifer Dobner, begins by stating that support of the death penalty is in contradiction with religiosity.  Upon what basis this statement is made is unclear. It is possible that this is indeed true of Ms. Dobner’s own religious tradition, but her audacity in extrapolating it to others is shocking.  It is typical of a peculiar sort of moral relativism, which allows only for those moralities of which one personally approves.  She attempts to support her statement with an incomprehensible quote from Ms. Kalish, a “death penalty abolition coordinator,” who begins by impugning the piety of Utah residents who apparently only adhere to their religious traditions “when it suits their purposes.”  She continues on to equate the cold-blooded murder of an innocent bystander with the punishment of an evil murderer after 25 years of due process.

Though Ms. Dobner references “a debate over what critics see as an antiquated, Old West-style of justice,” she manages to complete her article, a fine specimen of objective reporting, without including a single quote from a supporter of the firing squad as a method of execution.

There are those, myself included, who lament the impending death of the newspaper. Articles like this one are the necrotizing flesh on the dying body of  the journalistic enterprise.

Though I support the death penalty, I would not be particularly concerned should it pass from the law of this land as the result of reasoned arguments and consistent positions.  Man’s capacity for logical thought is the foundation stone upon which civilization was built, and upon which it persists.  It is paradoxical that those who would tell us that the death penalty must be abolished as an uncivilized relic of a bloodthirsty time would assert their claim as an appeal to man’s basest instincts. The case must be made as an appeal to reason, or not at all.

Phone Spam

April 9th, 2010
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Despite the best efforts of the Federal Goverment and the Do Not Call List, the proliferation of VOIP and cheap telephony has led to the recent surge in phone spam.  Unsolicited calls spoofing caller ID, and using auto-dialers with pre-recorded messages trying to sell you extended auto warranties, debt relief, home security systems and other things you probably don’t want or need.

Several months ago, we received a new phone number, and almost immediately began getting incessant calls of this nature, sometimes as many as 6-10 per day.  Asking to be removed from the list was ineffective. Hanging up was ineffective. Profanity was ineffective.  We had essentially run into a situation where the cost per phone call was so negligible that the callers had no incentive to optimize for response.

We thought about it for a bit, and decided the one cost we could influence was the amount of time a human spent talking to us.  This had a real cost for the caller, and we suspected that if our phone number were noted as particularly unprofitable, we would see a decline in the frequency of phone calls.  We created a new game, to see how long we could keep a human being on the phone with us.

It worked. After a couple of 30 minute conversations, the frequency of these calls decreased to 1-2 per month. Along the way, we had many laughs at the expense of the hapless salespeople.  A particular favorite was the person, responding to our assumed Slavic name, who asked whether our first or last name was easier to pronounce. We expressed to them our outrage at their insulting our proud Slavic heritage, and got a delightful backpedal.

On another, more recent occasion, we adopted a clingy, worried persona that was freaking out about the safety of his Toyota.  Finally, when the first agent tried to transfer us, we informed him that we didn’t do well with change, were just getting comfortable with him, and begged him to stay with us. He didn’t.

The most surreal conversation, however, was with a young woman trying to offer us a “free” home security system last week.  She told us that she needed to us to verify that we were speaking to a human being and not a recording. We were confused that she was unsure of whether she was human or not and told her so. We expressed sadness at her existential dilemma.  She hung up on us.  We hope that somewhere, out there, on this big blue ball, that she has found the answers to her deepest questions and has come to terms with her mortal existence.

We urge all of you to adopt our approach and eliminate this scourge. What was your funniest conversation with an evil phone spammer?