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Ecstasy turned to tragedy this week in Cleveland as a 22 year old stripper, umm, we mean an exotic dancer, fell 15 feet while performing a lap dance, sustaining major head trauma.  A 15 foot high lap? Was this a lap dance for Hagrid or the Hulk? No, it turns out “The reporting officer...
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  When a loved one passes, you want to remember them as they were. Often, it’s helpful to hold on to a physical memento which is associated with their life and what was important to them. Was your relative a partisan hack? Did he watch MSNBC exclusively? Are you Chris Matthews? Then you might...
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The United States has fifty beautiful, amazing States, each with its own unique beauty and culture. From the hustle of Manhattan to the vast expanses of Texas, from the Everglades in Florida to the wine vineyards of California, our country has so much to see, and so much to be proud of. Unfortunately, it...
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Taking care of kids is such hard work. You have to wash them, wax them, change the filters, rotate the tires, make sure the fluids are full… Heather Ann Kaminsky of Palatka, Florida, was clearly not up to the task of caring for such a sophisticated creature. So instead, she decided to trade the...
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Are you a hard-core gamer? Have you had trouble attracting the ladies? But wait, I repeat myself. Well, in any case, now there’s help for you – a Connecticut company called Epic-Scents is creating a line of cologne based on famous video game titles, according to a deal announced at Comic-Com last week. The...
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Gretchen Reynolds of Well reports on a recent study on exercise habits around the world, and tells us that 43.3% of Americans do not meet the recommended low threshold for exercise. With the Olympic fast approaching, and America likely to be at or near the top in medals won, America’s exercise gap may be...
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As if Colorado Spring, Colorado didn’t have enough to worry about these days with wildfires ravaging the area, now there’s a new threat: a giant hungry lizard. Teller County Sheriff Mike Ensinger warned residents of Woodland Park that the six-foot long lizard, named Dino (what else?), had broken through his leash on Tuesday and...
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