Premature Ejection – Woman Falls 15 Feet During Lap Dance

Ecstasy turned to tragedy this week in Cleveland as a 22 year old stripper, umm, we mean an exotic dancer, fell 15 feet while performing a lap dance, sustaining major head trauma.Â A 15 foot high lap? Was this a lap dance for Hagrid or the Hulk? No, it turns out “The reporting officer said this of the incident: “(The witness) stated that (the dancer) grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.â€ The unfortunate subject of the aborted performance now knows what really happens in the champagne room.

The dancer is in critical condition in a local hospital. There is no word on whether her air bags deployed during the incident.