If you don’t make the cut… cut your rival

Apparently Mitch Cozad was unhappy playing second fiddle as backup punter to starting punter Rafael Mendoza at Northern Colorado. Cozad alledgedly attacked Mendoza from behind as he got out of his car near his apartment, stabbing him in his kicking leg. Cozad was arrested not long after the incident, and suspended from school and the team. This reminds us of the man who after being denied boarding when showing up late for his flight who called in a bomb threat from an airport payphone. Tip to all aspiring criminals: don’t commit a crime where you are the only reasonable suspect.