Wearing Nothing But a Seatbelt

Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen was arrested for “driving on public streets without any clothes on. (NUDE).” It’s been a busy couple of weeks for Cullen, who was also arrested for driving drunk in a separate incident one week later. Cullen was fired last year from a coaching job at Ole Miss after being arrested for public drunkenness in a restaurant, and there are other disturbing public incidents in has past. One wonders why PR conscious organizations like NFL teams and Universities continue to hire people with dubious background. The Lions have announced that Cullen will be seeking “treatment.” Our guess: while Cullen may have been a Lion in the fall, he won’t be a Lion in winter.