Walt Disney World’s Worst Bottleneck Is About To Get Much Worse

Ever since the closure of Lights, Motors, Action!(LMA), Disney’s Hollywood Studios has been a disaster for guests. The show(which was great) had a capacity of 5000 people. Rise Of the Resistance(RotR) can handle 1700 people per hour- when it actually is running(which is embarassingly infrequent). Millenium Falcon: Smugglers Run is around 1500-1800 per hour. Slinky…

No More Blood On the Saddle: Country Bear Musical Jamboree Misses An Opportunity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDNIIZBdhk At the end of January 2024, the Country Bear Jamboree at Walt Disney World closed, to be rethemed into the Country Bear Musical Jamboree. This isn’t the first time, not counting the Vacation Hoedown and the Christmas Special that the act has changed. When the ride was closed in 2012, they cut 5 minutes…

Aerosmith Rock N Roller Coaster With The Lights On

There is only one roller coaster in all of Walt Disney World that features inversion- Rock N Roller Coaster featuring Aerosmith. This ride not only inverts, but, like Disney’s classic Space Mountain coaster, it takes place in the dark. The conceit is that on a tour of Aerosmith’s studio, you get invited to join them…

10 Closed Disney Attractions We Wish Still Existed

Disney theme parks are renowned for their magical experiences, captivating attractions, and immersive storytelling. Over the years, these parks have seen the introduction of numerous beloved rides and experiences that have left a lasting impact on visitors. However, as the parks evolve, some attractions are inevitably retired to make way for new adventures. In this…

Whimsical Wonders: A Seussian Safari through Disney’s Delightful Rides

Oh, the places you’ll go on a Disney spree, A fantastical journey for all to see! In the magical realms where dreams come alive, Join the Seussian adventure, let’s take a dive! 1. Space Mountain – A Cosmic Caprice In the heart of the cosmos, where stars brightly gleam, Space Mountain awaits with a cosmic…

William Shakespeare’s Guide To Walt Disney World

1. Pirates of the Caribbean Upon the seas of whimsy, sails a ride, A pirate’s life unfolds, a tale well-spun. In shadows deep, where scallywags abide, The swashbuckling adventure has begun. Beneath the moonlit sky, the ship sets sail, Through mystic caves and waters dark and deep. With yo-ho-ho, the pirates tell their tale, As…

Lost Dreams: 9 Planned Disney Concepts That Faded Away

Disney theme parks are synonymous with innovation and enchantment, but not every imaginative concept comes to life. In this blog post, we’ll journey through the archives and explore eleven Disney ride concepts that, for various reasons, remained confined to the realm of imagination, leaving behind a trail of wonder and “what if” scenarios. 1. The…