Monthly Archives: March 2008

In other news, I'll always be younger than my older brother

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March 12, 2008

Smart My dad gave me one dollar bill ‘Cause I’m his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters ‘Cause two is more than one! And then i took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes-I guess he don’t know that three is more than two! Just them, along...
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Boston Globe Haunted By Ghost Of Its Former Self

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March 10, 2008

While reading the Boston Globe last week, we were surprised to learn that Ghost trackers detect ‘presence’ in town building. Apparently, faced with plummetting profits, the Globe editors have begun to run old stories from the dear, departed Weekly World News. What else explains the breathless, credulous reporting of this story: The ghost trackers...
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