Ecstasy turned to tragedy this week in Cleveland as a 22 year old stripper, umm, we mean an exotic dancer, fell 15 feet while performing a lap dance, sustaining major head trauma. A 15 foot high lap? Was this a lap dance for Hagrid or the Hulk? No, it turns out “The reporting officer said this of the incident: “(The witness) stated that (the dancer) grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.†The unfortunate subject of the aborted performance now knows what really happens in the champagne room.
The dancer is in critical condition in a local hospital. There is no word on whether her air bags deployed during the incident.