The Joker, some may recall, used to ask his victims “Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?” John Ernest Cross, a 30 year old Iowan, apparently prefers moonwalking to moonlight. Cross was arrested after reportedly
pointing a semiautomatic rifle at another man and ordering him perform the moonwalk. At an initial court hearing, Cross did not deny the incident, though he did clarify that it was not an assault rifle, but a pellet gun. Well, that’s much more sensible, isn’t it.
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