Police: Movie Theater Needs Bigger Sign Banning Weapons
It’s to be expected that tensions are heightened at movie theaters around the country following the recent mass murder at a theater in Aurora, Colorado. It’s no surprise then that police were called by theater employees in Cookeville, TN, when a patron was seen with a holstered gun. When police arrived, they made an annoucement…
You Can’t Shout ‘This Is It’ In A Crowded Movie Theater Showing ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
44-year-old David Martin Escamillo was drunk, and he was angry. He had just gotten into an altercation with another moviegoer. He stood up in the aisle and shouted “This Is It”, triggering a stampede of the audience out the door of the midnight showing of “The Dark Knight Rises”. Wary after last week’s movie theater…
Hoarding Rewarded- 33 Year Old Worthless The Who Tickets Suddenly Good For Admission To 2012 Concert
In 1979, after a stampeded at an Ohio concert by The Who killed 11 people, Providence, Rhode Island Mayor Buddy Cianci cancelled the upcoming The Who concert. Most fans, while disappointed, got their refunds. But a few lazy fans didn’t bother and kept the worthless piece of paper for 33 years. Now some of them…
On The Other Hand: Airboat Captain Arrested After Alligator Bites Off His Hand That Feeds It
It’s been a tough summer for 63 year old Everglades City airboat captain Wallace Weatherholt. On June 12, an alligator jumped out of the water as he dangled a fish, biting off his hand. Though wildlife officials were able to track and kill the 9 foot alligator, and removed the hand from its stomach, doctors…
Woman Gives Birth To Twins- Each On His Own Highway
McMistake: Croatian McDonald’s Covers Dead Customer With Sheet, Continues Business As Usual
What do you do when a customer keels over and dies in the middle of your fast food restaurant? If you’re the manager of a certain Croatian McDonald’s, the answer is apparently to cover her with a sheet and continue selling your heart-stopping Big Macs and french fries. The company denies the restaurant remained open,…
Does Grammar Matter? Kyle Wiens Won’t Hire People Who Use Poor Grammar
Kyle Wiens is the CEO of iFixit and founder of Dozuki. Wiens caught our attention this week due to a piece he wrote which appeared on a Harvard Business Review blog. Wiens gives all potential hires a mandatory grammar test, and rejects candidates who don’t pass. If you think an apostrophe was one of the…
Man Sets Fire To Nuclear Submarine Causing $400 Million In Damage- Because He Wanted To Go Home Early
Incoherent And Bizarre? We’d Love You To Join Our Gun Club, Mr. Holmes!
A quote in today’s Wall Street Journalabout mass murdering theater shooter James Egan Holmes reminded us of the classic Arlo Guthrie song, Alice’s Restaurant. In an attempt to get out of army service, Guthrie’s character presents himself to the psychiatrist as a crazy killer- which is apparently just what the army is looking for: And…